1. To be a fashionable female, you must have two out of three of the following fashion pieces: (1) skinny pants (2) tall boots (3) scarf.
I have none of the above.
2. Coffee is always served in tiny Dixie cups, whether its the complementary coffee at UEGW or the kind you pay for.
3. Always say "bon jour," "au revoir," and/or "merci" when speaking to a French person, when applicable.
4. French are very proper. When they defecate in the bike path tunnel, they always wipe with toilet paper.
5. French are very inproper. Example: While I was running in Bois Bolongne (big city park in Paris) today, I witnessed the following scene: A man dressed in a sport coat and nicer jeans jumped out of his car and started peeing next to the sidewalk.
6. The Paris Metro system in hugely popular. I think its awesome too.
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