Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Why I married my husband

Sideburnz is on a neighbor island for work this week, and before he left, he gave me the option of getting my b-day present early. Here's how it went down.

SB: Do you want your birthday gift now?
M: No, I'll wait until you get back.
SB: I think I should give you your gift now. (looking kind of wiley and weird)
M: Ok, I guess you can give me my gift now.
SB: Look under the bed.

My new Bamboo Laniakea was under the bed. Flash players are annoying and I'm untechsavvy. You'll have to look under the Bamboo series.

Only the best husband ever would think of this present. I've been lusting over one of these for somewhere around a month. Normal adult females want jewelry or perfumes or fluffy stuff. Not me.

I didn't realize that my gift was two parts- I'll have to wait for my leg massage until Sideburnz gets home. Thirty minutes of "practicing" tonight has wrecked me.

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